February 2012
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I don’t know why, but just now I thought about literally having ones head examined and it really made me chuckle.
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Chaosity | Jimmy Ether: Ladies... we need your... →
jimmyether:
Dearest Ladies: Please help. We are in need of your voices over the phone lines. It’s for a The Big Ragoo biopic song about 1960’s era Chicago Playboy Bunnies (the waitresses) & Gloria Steinem. Please call (651) ALBINI2 (that’s 651-252-4642) and leave a message saying “You’re jealous of me”…
If anyone other than Jimmy Ether had posted this I’d never reblog it but,...
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Come dance with me tonight. →
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Power Lesbian Nacho Date in t-minus 60.
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Converse With Stephen Sowley: oldtobegin said: go... →
bronxcheer:
oldtobegin said: go on.
okay, so…
#1. let me get this straight, there’s like five people in the bar, and then Sussudio is the clarion call for the entire town to pile in?
#2. The fuck did that horn section come from? b/w why is this band so happy to be jamming this new one out when they’ve been eating it on stage for the last 30 minutes?
#3. Modern British Imperialism...
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Me: Dude, c'mon enough already
The General: YEAOOOOOOOWLLLLLLLLLLLLL
The Wieners:
Me: Srsly dude, cut it out. These wieners are totally sweet and you can come lay on the couch too if you cut it out.
The General: YEAOOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL, HISS HISS, YEAOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLL
The Wieners:
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I have had three hours and some change for sleep. I can’t decide if I should get coffee and just live with this for the rest of the day or attempt a nap even though I am horrible at napping.
It’s divorced dad weekend! I have The Wieners this weekend and The General is NOT pleased. While things are going fine, any sudden movements or loud sounds makes everyone get real growly and...
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When I was younger, I would get completely overwhelmed with excitement about ideas and it felt as though my chest was going to explode unless I got them all out of me as soon and as loudly as possible. I still get these feelings now, but I am just the tiniest bit more focused.
Sometimes when I look at your Twitter page, I really, really miss how awesome you are but then I remember that I was...
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I can’t wait for all the activist judges to finally finish paving the road for my godless homosexual agenda to speed into the very heart of America. Maryland, the state penicillin forgot, finally falls into my lubricated hands and condones my disgusting lifestyle choice. One by one the standards and states fall into the pits of hell, where innocent children will be indoctrinated against...
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Hey look at this awesome list of sins I found on... →
And I have some bad news for all of you. We’re all going to hell:
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VAIN BABBLINGS
Srsly y’all, I have about 60% of this list knocked out by around noon on a slow day.
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Hey did you know that Wugazi is tonight? Hey did you want to come see it? Hey are we tumblr buds? If you can answer yes to all those questions, then you should get at me and make things happen.
"Mostly, we sat around playing Sun Ra records.... →
bronxcheer:
Robert Wyatt goes deep…
(also, the last sentence fully sums up my world view at 35 years old, to the point that I almost started crying.)
Bronx, I couldn’t possibly agree more. This is the truth of truths. “As a teenager, I couldn’t ever imagine being married or owning a house, so I’m just appreciating playing incredibly loud records at 10 in the morning....
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Number one gay debate in Chicago: me plus dogs
I'm gonna enter the "Hot Daddy" contest at The...
Yes.
Remember when I said I was impervious to manhattans? That just changed. WOOOOOOOOOO!
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